'I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR, GAY. On this particular night, we were trying to fall asleep despite a party occurring down the hall, which we didn't notice until the Rock Band started, when we were jolted awake by these charming lyrics, My new apartment lacks soundproofing from the hallway, and so any noise coming from another apartment, while not making its way through a wall, floor or ceiling, easily comes through the gaps around the door jamb and at the bottom.
No seriously, I have to break away from Moore's classic poem to emphasize the nature of our disturbance and its resolution. When, what to our wondering ears should a-hear,īut a gaggle of drunks playing Rock Band. To peep through the peephole and kick some ass.
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. When out on the hall there arose such a clatter, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap. While visions of SnOMG danced in their heads.Īnd Sasquatch in his ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, The cohabitators were nestled all snug in their beds, In hopes that Snopacalypse soon would be there. The mittens were hung in the new apt with care, Many a creature was stirring, quite many a mouse.
